I did lights for this lunar new year show at my school, and there was this fashion show part. At one point between preformances I went to go check on them, and they were all curling/straightening their hair and reapplying their makeup and I was like “lol I haven’t showered for two days.”
"There will come a time when all of us are dead. All of us. There will come a time when there are no human beings remaining to remember that anyone ever existed or that our species ever did anything. There will be no one left to remember Aristotle or Cleopatra, let alone you. Everything that we did and built and wrote and thought and discovered will be forgotten and all of this…will have been for naught. Maybe that time is coming soon and maybe it is millions of years away, but even if we survive the collapse of our sun, we will not survive forever. There was time before organisms experienced consciousness, and there will be time after. And if the inevitability of human oblivion worries you, I encourage you to ignore it. God knows that’s what everyone else does."
I hope no one can see my youtube history because all I’ve watched within the last two months are Hilary Duff/Jojo/Jesse McCartney music videos, and episodes of 6teen, Pokemon, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
why don’t they have classes in college like ”how to talk to people” or “how to not be anxious when other people talk to you”
those would be very helpful classes
Whenever people ask me about my plans for the future I tell them that I’m going to get a cat for every year I’m alone.
Comeback Kid - Sleigh Bells

My desktop background for finals.
Art: Adam J. Kurtz
Every time exam season comes along I start brainstorming ways to maim myself so that I won’t have to write the exams.
I’m can’t go into make-up shops like Sephora because I always end up messing around with things and saying things like “look at this! It’s literally just a spray bottle for fucking sparkles!” really loudly.
- meme blogger: justin bieber is a girl
- everyone begins to gather as they stop what they're doing, begin to cry of laughter and surround the comedian. they applaud rapidly and audibly for the individual for such an original joke, patting the individual on the back while simultaneously cheering with tears streaming down their face knowing this was an experience of a life time, one they cannot and will not forget

My greatest achievement from two years of blogging.



